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Postwatch Magazine
A UMI (United Media Incorporated) publication. Specializing in well researched investigative reports, it focuses on the Cameroonian scene, particular issues of interest to the former British Southern Cameroons.
Bernard Fonlon
Dr Bernard Fonlon was an extraordinary figure who left a large footprint in Cameroonian intellectual, social and political life.
George Ngwane: Public Intellectual
George Ngwane is a prominent author, activist and intellectual.
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PostNewsLine is an interactive feature of 'The Post', an important newspaper published out of Buea, Cameroons.
France Watcher
Purpose of this advocacy site: To aggregate all available information about French terror, exploitation and manipulation of Africa
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Spotlight on the Bakweri Society and Culture. The Bakweri are an indigenous African nation.
Simon Mol
Cameroonian poet, writer, journalist and Human Rights activist living in Warsaw, Poland
Bate Besong
Bate Besong, award-winning firebrand poet and playwright.
Fonlon-Nichols Award
Website of the Literary Award established to honor the memory of BERNARD FONLON, the great Cameroonian teacher, writer, poet, and philosopher, who passionately defended human rights in an often oppressive political atmosphere.
Scribbles from the Den
The award-winning blog of Dibussi Tande, Cameroon's leading blogger.
Omoigui.com
Professor of Medicine and interventional cardiologist, Nowa Omoigui is also one of the foremost experts and scholars on the history of the Nigerian Military and the Nigerian Civil War. This site contains many of his writings and comments on military subjects and history.
Victor Mbarika ICT Weblog
Victor Wacham Agwe Mbarika is one of Africa's foremost experts on Information and Communication Technologies (ICTs). Dr. Mbarika's research interests are in the areas of information infrastructure diffusion in developing countries and multimedia learning.
Martin Jumbam
The refreshingly, unique, incisive and generally hilarous writings about the foibles of African society and politics by former Cameroon Life Magazine columnist Martin Jumbam.
Enanga's POV
Rosemary Ekosso, a Cameroonian novelist and blogger who lives and works in Cambodia.
Godfrey Tangwa aka Rotcod Gobata
Renaissance man, philosophy professor, actor and newspaper columnist, Godfrey Tangwa aka Rotcod Gobata touches a wide array of subjects. Always entertaining and eminently readable. Visit for frequent updates.
Francis Nyamnjoh
Francis B. Nyamnjoh is Associate Professor and Head of Publications and Dissemination with the Council for the Development of Social Science Research in Africa (CODESRIA).
Ilongo Sphere
Novelist and poet Ilongo Fritz Ngalle, long concealed his artist's wings behind the firm exterior of a University administrator and guidance counsellor. No longer. Enjoy his unique poems and glimpses of upcoming novels and short stories.
Up Station Mountain Club
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Monday, 11 May 2009

Tips on how to improve your country's image

Kangsen Feka Wakai

1.Do not transfer money in MUKUTA bags especially if your country is known for its ravaging rodents. Write a check or do a wire transfer. It is 2009!

2.Sack the first lady's hairdresser and make-up artist. It is a question of national integrity/security.

3.Invite a high profile guest to your county.

Swan Fainting Couch (Left Version) (Shown Here)

Make a spectacle of the entire affair [sacraments for patrons and madams] but avoid mocking the sensibilities of the faithful. Blessed are the powerful and mighty.

4.Modernize. Do not just have visions [V-2230, V-19twenty-10, V-2010, V-2098 or V-whatever...] and [massive, grand, gigantic, iroko-tree, big-big] ambitions. Speeches and visions do not built bridges; engineers do.

5.Invite an American celebrity, perhaps a Paris Hilton to your country. Have her adopt a baby, and then convince her to pitch her trip to MTV producers for a reality show.

6.Buy your own big screen TVs! No ifs, buts, ums...just buy em'.

7.It is one thing for guys on speedboats to storm what is supposed to be a heavily guarded ocean front town and spray bullets and grenades for hours, hurl a hefty loot and speed off, but it is just outright embarrassing when your National Police headquarters is robbed. Security. Security. Security.

9.Advice your country’s officials not to drink and drive, especially when they are on official mission in a country [Canada] that enforces its laws. It is reckless, irresponsible and can be fatal.

10.Get working websites for your state institutions of higher learning.

Monday, 11 May 2009 at 08:35 AM in Kangsen Feka Wakai | Permalink

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