Letter From Yaounde to... Buea

Dear Mbella,

I know you must be wondering why I didn't write to you last week. All I need to tell you is that Yola sailed to his ancestors and Kwifoin took us hostage upcountry. The funeral brouhaha was akin to that of Kungi. The roaring ululations of Nikang and the frightening rhythm of kwifoin music rented the air, leaving women and unmanly men fleeing and crashing for safety.

But there is a sharp contrast, which exits. Unlike Foyn Kungi, Yola went home for good. Foyn Kungi was lost and found on the same day. The Prince can better tell the tale.
I don't know how things were over there in the Province, but out here, women exhibited the latest show of gender lunacy.

It was the noisy crucifixion of men in their act, speeches, and thoughts as they went to treetops to sing the song of marginalisation.Mbella, let's be serious about this matter, who is marginalizing who?  It is the unwritten law in our society "Man to lead, woman to follow".

The Almighty made things that way, that is why the three persons in one God, are Father, Son and Holy Spirit, and not Father, Daughter and Holy Spirit. We have never heard about God the Mother. There is even an insinuation in the book of Genesis to the effect that the world would have been a paradise if God never created Eve.

Mbella, one may argue that the writers of the Bible were male chauvinists who should be taken to the gender guillotine. I like women, not just because of what they have below there for us. Some of them are really good companions.

Imagine what a hell the world would have been if there was a Paul without a Chantal. The only thing that miraculously takes away the pains of my frustration is when Manka'a takes me up in the hurly-burly of massage. I have always paid her back by babbling Petit Paye's latest aphorism song "Je ne peux pas vivre sans toi".

We all know the buffoonery and rhetoric that have seized gender issues since Beijing. It is now time for women to stick out their necks to grab decision-making positions. The concept of gender means that men and women should be given equal opportunities. Let Ngwa and Bih be given the same opportunity to go to school.

Don't see Bih only as an object of carnal pleasure; see her in other perspectives; as somebody who has other talents. The Head of State has provided an enabling atmosphere for gender to triumph. Cameroon took the oath before the UN and today swears by the CEDAW Convention that calls for the elimination of all sorts of discrimination against women.

Before I forget, let me ask you which Suffer Don Finish you will belong to when the cracks finally make things to fall apart on May 26. Are you SDF 'N' or SDF 'F'?
We have all heard the voice of Ntarinkon saying "S c'est moi" but the radicals are claiming that "S c'est nous". The S protagonists are at each other's neck at the High Court of Mfoundi.

I know you waited in vain to watch the video evidence that would have confirmed that Owona is bilingual. I know you expected to watch the Ngomezap speak the male-to-male language, perhaps carnally eating a teenage boy from the back. No such thing would have been allowed to happen.

If it happened, the image of this regime would have gone to the books as a government of people who practice "sex bilingualism." Good riddance for the bilingualism thing. It is always good for journalists to declare where they belong, watchdogism or Machiavelianism, where personal gain considerations take the center stage.  No one can eat his cake and have it.

Old boy, I have warned you guys out there to stop putting and messing up issues. The anti-corruption war is on and it is needless for anybody to be claiming that he embezzled money because he was sponsoring the great national party.

The Chair never told anyone to steal money and sponsor the party. Stealing and embezzling several billions of state funds cannot simply be justified on claims that someone used the money to enable C's victory in the 2002 twin erections.

Militants have been sending motions of support to Le Chef d'état for mostly anti-corruption bold steps. The militants cannot sympathise with the embezzlers because they deprived them of their hard-earned money. Like Shakespeare's three witches, I hope to meet you when "the hurly-burly is done, when the battle is lost and won.

Yourssincerely,Ngwa

Comments

[Akoson]

Hey Ngwa!

It was a nice piece - a good retrospect of last week's events. Good to relax on your desk and read after having gone through a whole lot of stress caused by the mess posted by recalsitrant fellows who don't want to think.

Anyway, just get them coming. We'll always read them. Thanx.

Thinking-twisted forehead, Son Of Ako - LSE.

[Roki of Shanghai]

Hi Ngwa,
Thanks for the clarification on what happened in the courtroom in Yaounde.It's only for those who have brains to reason it out.If Gregoire Owona was projected in the courtroom on tape doing what he was accused of doing, then Popo for sure will also be on tape sooner or later.Those who have brains, listen to the voice of reason.The publisher of L'Anecdote was playing a rigged game.Rigged from the top.Time will tell.