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Wednesday, 18 May 2011

PENILE TERRORIST

[Tribute to cuckolded spouses]

By Dr. Peter Vakunta

Penis,

Friend or foe?

Source of bliss or woe?

Bangala,

You’re but a modicum of my anatomy,

Yet you lead me by the nose!

How many times have I philandered?

How too often have I cuckolded?

How repeatedly have I sinned?

How shamelessly have I cheated?

All because of you!

Phallus,

See how I have incurred irreparable image bashing

On account of libido your stock-in-trade.

Time and time again I’ve contemplated castration.

But no! I’d be damned without you.

Without you I’d lose manhood.

Yet you’re such a dictator!

Help! Oh help!

Au secours!

Procure me an antidote against penile terrorism!

That would be my best bet.

©Vakunta

http://www.vakunta.blogspot.com

Posted by Wuteh on Wednesday, 18 May 2011 at 12:08 AM in Emil I Mondoa, MD, Guest Bloggers, Peter Vakunta | Permalink

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Peter,
why condemn Mr. Johnny do good? He simply obeys to orders coming from the ego, true or not? Pls, blame the ego, and don't you make that little, beautiful and innocent chap shrink in its shell in vain.

Posted by: Mallam Shehu | Thursday, 19 May 2011 at 06:13 AM

Mallam, blame Domink Strauss Kanass behavior on his johnson. He is not responsible.

Posted by: Osana Mbing Laughin | Thursday, 19 May 2011 at 06:56 AM

Osana, Mr. Johnson is always innocent; he simply obeys to instructions. If Mr. Ego fails to follow Mr. Super-Ego's orders, what more of Mr. Johnson?

Posted by: Mallam Shehu | Friday, 20 May 2011 at 12:02 PM

The truth is that when faced with women, especially beautiful young women, powerful men become very powerless - Dominique Strauss Kahn, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Eliot Spitzer, Silvio Burlesconi, Bill Clinton, Charles, prince of Wales, right down to Cleopatra's Antonio....

When accused of bringing down the governor of New York, the pragmatic young woman responsible for Eliot's problem said it was the governor who brought her down. Can you beat that?

Posted by: J. S. Dinga | Sunday, 22 May 2011 at 11:19 AM